Don't do it. It's a trap. They feed off your cortisol. Every second you spend on twitter is a second you could have been honing your body in to a weapons so you can throat-punch this person if you ever encounter this person in the wild

geordi-no meaningless verbal violence

geordi-yes actually physically hurting fash until they stop doing that

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah, you're right

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I legit feel like I just saw a corgi narrowly avoid getting hit by a car.

My adrenaline is flowing

[–] blight@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

yesterday i was crossing the road at a proper marked crossing, the car keeps going fast and narrowly missing me, whereupon i slow down, flip him off, and continue walking. he got so mad he turned around and stopped to shout something at me (couldn't hear, was using headphones)

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