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[–] dingus@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If garlic keeps away vampires and apples keep away doctors...

Does that mean doctors are a specific type of vampire?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mine does take my blood once per year, now that you mention it.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

I was in the ICU one time and they kept taking blood, so I mentioned something about vampires... I had to clarify that I was joking about blood, and not serious or delusional.