How you look falling down needs to be part of the primary process. Will the candidate tuck and roll with aplomb or do they splat out like a Family Guy character?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

From the lib POV - it really always boils down to - our old guys is great and your old guy is orange man bad.

Leftist: "He fell down again. He's not fit to be president even now. How will you spin that?"

Lib: "I do not need to 'spin' it. He gets style points from me in fact. Like an Olympic gymnast not quite hitting the landing - he tucked and rolled with aplomb. Imagine if Trump had fallen down. First..."

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Monkey's paw finger curls

US Presidential Elections will now be decided by Willy Wonka rolls.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

"Biden does pushups. That only proves he's not dead. I mean - still live but not strong and powerful. Strong and powerful but Trump is limber too. Limber - funny word. Sounds like 'timber' but no wood. And any time I want - I can do a Willy Wonka roll." Some in the audience start yelling out "Now!" Trump pauses. The "Now!" has becomes a chant. He is slightly annoyed. "Not now - I'm wearing a suit. But any time I want - I can do a Willy Wonka roll..."