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I've heard that ingesting magical items has a less-than 0.1% chance of giving you innate magical powers. Nevertheless, kobold sorcerer populations are the fastest growing demographic in the land.
Really just shows what a bit of persistence and some top-of-the-line hot sauce will do for you.
This explains where all the magic items keep disappearing to.
Give me a coffee and 20 minutes. You'll get them back.