Big on Doritos For a time his favorite food was Cheetos, and when those ran out, Saddam would “get grumpy,” the story says. One day the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. “He’d eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes,” Dawson says.

"That's all he talked about, that's all he wanted to eat after that," O'Shea told NBC's "Today" show.

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[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

no-oil has to be saved several times with the heimlich maneuver when eating a pretzel or some shit

saddam-hussein could eat a family sized bag of Doritos in 10 minutes

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Presidents are chosen over who's the bigger treat hog.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How did brandon ever top the feast ?

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Brandon's love of ice cream is on a level that would get the vo--l cops on my ass if I went into any level of detail about it.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The theory that he actually relapsed into alcoholism seems plausible. I don't know why they wouldn't just say that instead of the far more embarrassing pretzel story, though.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

First I've heard about that. It's probably more scary to normies to think the president's been hitting the sauce rather than being an oaf who ate a fistful of pretzels.