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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)

As an Asian person, am I supposed to use the yellow emoji or the white emoji if that's closer to my actual skin tone?

Please help me crowdfund to get an answer from America's foremost emoji raceologists.

[–] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you have calipers on hand, could you take the normal measurements of your skull and send them to me? I'll get back to you within 3-7 business days on which emoji is most applicable. Please include $20 dollars in vbucks as payment.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh shit I don't have Vbucks. Will you accept Robux instead? I really need to know.

What's the current Skibidi exchange rate?

[–] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Oh absolutely, but the price just doubled.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I don’t have an answer for you, but I am offering a position at the Democracy Institute for Equality and Business Think Tank