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Space drugs factory denied reentry to Earth (gizmodo.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Wilshire@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] TheLordHumungus@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Space drug manufacturing? Dope as fuck

[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Their drugs are out of this world.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago

They better put the aurora in a shielded cargo bay or the FAA is gonna detect it in their scan.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

We are one step closer to real space pirates. This timeline might not be so bad after all.

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Should try EVE. It’s lucrative as fuck.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nothing hits quite like ninja huffing in wormholes.

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Y’all got any more…

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clouds?