You wake up in your cryopod, urgently use the restroom, get probulated, and have your career chip implanted. On your way to your closest living relative's place you pass by the Head Museum. Which person's head from the year 2023 do you expect most to see there?
Plot idea: the ancient Martians are actually all descendants of Musk, and all have names like €π~®§àm. They're gray due to inbreeding