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When you give her the cock, and you both turn into a croc
When you give her the dink but both turn into a skink.
I could keep going
Please continue
When you're putting it into her holey, and she turns into an anole
When you're getting feely on and she turns into a chameleon
When she feels it in her gizzard, you turn into a lizard.
When you fellate 'er, you turn into a gator.
When you give her the girth, you both turn into a bird.