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Meme transcription:

Panel 1 of 3: A cute dog looks asks, “pls fix problem??”

Panel 2 of 3: The dog has become upset and says, “No Info!!”

Panel 3 of 3: The dog looks very angry and says “only fix”

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[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Used to do outsourced IT for a lot of different companies including some large law firms.

Literally had one asshole lawyer put in tickets every time which consisted of something like:

"There's something wrong on my computer. I'll be away from my desk from 6:22 to 6:27, have it fixed by the time I get back."

Queue nothing getting fixed and this removed trying to leverage that as a reason why their law firm of 250 people didn't need IT services.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there a list somewhere of what words end up being "removed" or is it just kind of a case by case thing on lemmy.ml? Always wonder what the person said.

[–] SnowBunting@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Would like to know too. Also a way to turn it off.