literally how hard is it unless you're stupid. five hijackers on american airlines flight 11. easy. they stand up i stand up. i tell them i know mma and see if they think i'm bluffing. i ask them 'do you think i'm bluffing or do you think i'm serious' and they say nothing because i use kick moves to kill all of them before they can except kokcn out one and interrogate him to figure out the other guys. rinse and repeat fuck with me now.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 4 years ago

maybe if you weren't a pussy you coulda won 9/11 but oh well guess not. i would have told the pilot 'boss we gotta situation in the back plane part. i'm gonna handle this on the way down if you cou,l fly over the rich part of town cause i'm RIHC' and then i'd jump out over my mansion holding satam al-suqam by his skinny neck and i'd say 'هل تريد أن تشعر بألم الركل؟' and he'd say 'no' but then i'd charge up my air kick all the way down and interrogate him for the other planes so i can just call the government and tell them instead of having to do everythgni by myself.