I was in the shower this morning when the thought occurred- is there some reason this shampoo bottle says "If ingested, get help or contact a Poison Control Centre right away" that we're not being told? It's not on the bottle. So I drank the bottle to test my hypothesis that it's Big Pharma lying to us.

Anyway so 5 minutes later I'm vomiting blood all over the room when the thought occurred- they do this so you'll have to visit a hospital and spend even MORE money. It's literally a conspiracy by a cabal between Big Pharma and the hospitals, and I guarantee Big Poison Control benefits from the increased call volume (m^3^). This is the new frontier of citizen science and I'm calling on all freethinkers to venture down the rabbit hole with me.

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

you know why they put that skull and crossbones on the formaldehyde? they want to scare us off, but i know they put it in bodies to preserve them after people die! the solution to aging is RIGHT THERE but these bastards are keeping it from us

/uj it's genuinely senselessly cruel how they literally methyl poison cosmetic/hygiene products that don't have to be outright dangerous, to prevent the very poorest, most desperate alcoholics (and the collateral damage of children) from getting drunk. and they still drink it, they just die.