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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

My favorite is when the DM asks this about some seemingly innocuous action like “OK so you step on the tile then?” “So you pick up the goblet?” And then it’s like well I didn’t have any doubts until this exact moment.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"So you touched the doorknob? And where is everyone standing?"

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh uhhhh my character was actually still looking at those statues in the other room. So he’s waaay back.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

"You hear a rumble as the statues suddenly come to life. Roll initiative."

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 years ago

Dont forget to also do it even of nothing happens

[–] hoodatninja@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The one I picked up from my buddy whenever they want to do something colossally stupid or otherwise unwise is “you can certainly try.” When they hear that they always stop in their tracks and consider how badly they want to do it lol

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Haha I think that might be from Matt Mercer. He says that a lot.

[–] hoodatninja@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh nice. Believe it or not I haven’t watched/listened to any of his games!

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty big barrier to entry with how long the episodes are so I get it. They’re fun to put on in the background but then sometimes I miss key things. Matt is an amazing DM but I think some of the more edited dnd content is a better viewing/listening experience.

[–] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah. I tried episode 1, but for me there are too many players. I enjoy smaller tables. 4 is the sweet spot player wise. But I did enjoyed the animated series

[–] hoodatninja@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The audio quality for Vox Machina when I tried to start was unbearable not gonna lie

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah that is a tough place to start. It only lasts for a few episodes so you could power through but if you can’t take it then you could also just skip ahead and read a summary. Those early episodes aren’t super plot critical or anything.