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Coffee Shop Onlookers Speculate About Unimaginable Riches Awaiting 43-Year-Old Reading ‘7 Habits Of Highly Effective People’ (www.theonion.com)

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[–] peveleigh@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I only read about half of that book but it had an incredible impact on my life. It didn't impact my financial success but rather my emotional inteligence.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cool. You should finish it. It's good.

Goes back to sorting large money bills earned exclusively through the secret money technique at the end of chapter 12. /s

[–] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

You sort them? I just keep the thousand-money bills and put the rest in the trash.
also /s

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