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[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 97 points 2 years ago (2 children)

uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

[–] Rapidcreek@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well the war isn't over, so you could still join Kim.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago

I'm joining the war on North Korea...on the side of North Korea! juche-rose

Doesn't seem like they need any help tbh kim-peace

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

/s

Edit: I'll also add this here from a deeper comment because many aren't getting it.

We can help neurodivergent comrades with tone indicators.

And, the DPRK jokes are beating a starving horse. Other instances already think everyone here is only a pseudoleftist cult follower.

Either some finesse or subtleties to joke variety or then some indicators on blatant wacky shit posting could be helpful for people.

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 73 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] StalinistApologist@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

is there a setting that removes the libs? FUCK they're annoying

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

anyone with an @ in their name is most like to be a shithead

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not our lemmygrad comrades, though

they-were-comrades heart-sickleleft-unity-4 !

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

they cool, every other instance is questionable at best lately.

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

shithead reporting for duty o7

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

hey now, i left some wiggle room in there lol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're in the wrong place, bucko.

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm the spectre which haunts lemmy, never in a wrong place

Edit: another joke idea: is there going to be a wall to keep the "illegals" like me out?

(It's a joke making fun of right-wingers and how federation works)

I'm sure the material needs work

[–] PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Joking about building a wall to keep β€œillegals” out isn’t funny.

Maybe it would fly on a conservative forum.

No one is illegal.

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That is my comment's point. No one is illegal so I highlighted that with the quotes because the original context was keeping people out, as in a wall.

It would not fly on a conservative forum because it makes fun of them.

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck off. You're trying to say that because we don't want actual chuds on our silly internet forum (and many of us are fed up with libs too) that we're exactly like right-wingers who are currently putting fucking sawblades in rivers so immigrants drown. Do you see how these two things are rather different? It's not a funny joke and never would be. There's zero potential here and you're an asshole.

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you disagree with "there are no illegals" then I'm sorry to say I'm not the asshole here

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

jesse-wtf Do you think that because I think your proposed joke is extremely bad and unfunny and downright reactionary that I must agree that it's fair to call immigrants "illegals"? I'm really just very confused as to what you're trying to say. No human being is illegal, you absolute dingus

[–] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You agree with me with a shitload of assholery.

Jesse wtf

[–] Are_Euclidding_Me@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

This is downright incoherent. Please write clearer comments on the internet

[–] booty@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago

farquaad-point genocide supporter!

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)
[–] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Poggies, now I can make this

olimar-point pikmin-carry-llemmitorpikmin-carry-r reddit-logo

[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (18 children)

Tone indicators are not "reddit," they help neurodivergent people

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

I've edited it to just be making fun of them for thinking that any support for the DPRK could only be ironic, rather than for them using "/s?" to do that

rat-salute-2

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[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe we should begin prepending "Unironic," to the meme.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't like the implication anyone here could say it ironically incorrect-suspicion

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

When talking to libs I guess.

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