It's a bowling date. Very first ball. When the clerk asked my name I said Mr. Balls and it's on the scoreboard above me. All the pressure in the world is on my shoulders like Atlas. I turn to face my date, announce that "This is why they call me Mr. Balls", and throw it down the lane. The stars align and I get my only strike of the night.

That is why they call me Mr. Balls.

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[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

My advice is you need to say something like: "I learned this trick back when I was studying Ligma." If they dump you, at least you'll have owned them.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's no trick. It's sacred communion with balls. I am like a druid that can speak to nature and command it to shape to my will.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The last Ballbender

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Everything changed when the oblate spheroid nation attacked.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

There is no war in Ball Sing Se