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[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hello!

Thank you for subscribing to Corporate Facts!

Did you know your middle manager probably makes double your salary while only doing half the work?

Please reply "Stop" to discontinue facts, otherwise enjoy more!

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago
[–] TrustingZebra@lemmy.one 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How do I become a middle manager?

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 10 points 2 years ago

Gotta be just good enough at your job for the company to not want to get rid of you, but just bad enough at your job that they want to move you into another position.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have to defeat the previous middle manager in Mortal Kombat! Then you must consume their brains to gain their departmental knowledge.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

That's alright he doesn't know anything. I literally sent him an email today and basically just told him what to do in it. He's useless.

I assume he does the paperwork or something because otherwise he has no point.

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago