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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I have to ask. He’s never released info on me. Am I his handler?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

"No, no, Mongostein. No this was Assange, and I moved on him very heavily in fact I took him out furniture shopping. He wanted to get some furniture. I said I'll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on him like a bitch. I couldn't get there and he was imprisoned. Then all-of-a-sudden I see him, he’s now got the big phony tits and everything. He’s totally changed his look."

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

You can't be his handler, I clearly am! I handle him so good people don't even know my name

[–] School_Lunch@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago

Are you well known as a corrupt state?