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[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 171 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Don’t you fucking tempt me

[–] grte@lemmy.ca 90 points 2 years ago (4 children)

To quote the article,

just do it—do it right now.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ok fine. Wait I don't have a PS5 and now I don't have a job. Dang it.

[–] UndefinedIsNotAFunction@programming.dev 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can come use mine and I'll use you as inspiration to quit.

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You can come use mine and I’ll use you

🤔

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There are stranger way for two people to get together. And bump-intos with coffee cups and piles of paper are worn out.

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