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Keep it simple (startrek.website)

submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Aegeus@ttrpg.network 9 points 2 years ago (5 children)

"If I had just one WISH, I'd WISH that all gold and weapons I could WISH for would ~~vanish~~ vanWISH from shops nearby and appear before my feet to fulfill my dreams and WISHES. WISH that would work."

WISHWISHWISH

My players are about to hit level 17 sometime soon, send help

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

The solution is to make your players afraid of a well-practiced DM that knows how to fuck with powerhungry wishes.

"I wish for an invincible unassailable fortress"

troll it appears... and then falls directly on top of the player

"I wish for true immortality where nothing can kill me ever ever ever"

troll granted... in a pocket plane with no way in and no way out

"I wish the final boss was already dead""

troll player is time-skipped to a far future where the boss is dead and so is everything in the campaign they know or care about

To ensure the troll factor and keep the wishes reasonable, be sure to insist that the wish magic must be spoken out loud, without pause, and more or less be a single sentence like in almost every example given of wishes in antiquity fiction.

[–] Nerd02@lemmy.basedcount.com 1 points 2 years ago

I love this LMAO. I'd take notes if only my campaigns ever got that far (they never do).

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