How in the FUCK are these allowed on the roads? I saw one go by me with my own two eyes and it was the BIGGEST thing on a regular old road I've ever seen, hands down.

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[–] AbbysMuscles@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

The hordes are coming! Brainless ~~poors~~ ~~browns~~ zombies are here to steal your shit! You need to stay safe but mobile. Barricade the doors, weld them shut. Charge over their shambling bodies, let their blood lubricate the axle. You need to survive, you need to protect your family. Bring your ammo, bring your guns, bring your rations, become the atomized hero you were born to be. It's you and yours against the world. Guzzle the oil, burn the gas, shoot the Other, barricade yourself in, charge in desperation to the next store for loot. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming. You know you can never drive or run fast enough to outlast them forever. They're here. Rev the engine, burst their skulls under your mighty machine. Here you make your stand! Vomit the lead and fire, breathe in the sulfuric fumes of supremacy! You are a man! Carve your way through the barren wasteland in the name of freedom!

WITNESS ME frothingfash

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Motor Spirit

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