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I mean penis has obvious advantages, like piss-aim and not bleeding. Also looks funny. But what does the vagina have? Like seriously???

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[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Less dangle between activities, more areas for pleasure, better plugin functionality.

Whereas penises have simpler attachment, the vagina has both muscle control, lubrication for better conductivity, easy access to non-invasive interfacing of blood and hormones, storage space and flexible mounting directions. If ever I would have a detachable cybernetic extra limb, regulator or weapon, a vagina would be a fantastic mount.

Just squeeze to activate.

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Just imagine that just squeezing as an option makes you a lesser option. “Just squeeze” is exactly why dicks don’t get a chance… !

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, you wouldn't wanna have it permanently though, huh?

[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Depends on many factors, but why not?

Heck, I'll even consider an anally mounted augment if the benefit outweighs the drawbacks. Don't know quite where the line is drawn, but a sphincter activated collapsible motorbike (assuming minor discomfort or inconvenience) would probably be cool, whereas toothbrush storage might not be worth the trouble.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Less dangle downstairs, more momentum upstairs :p
(Excluding masectomy)

Just squeeze to activate

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