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Summoners (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 day ago by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lift up your mouse. What is an LED but a spicy candle?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

LED? There's a rubber-coated metal ball under there.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 32 points 23 hours ago

You guys aren’t fingering your laptop?

[–] Peffse@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

That's really bad for the mouse. You are going to damage the rollers. I know it's a hassle, but remember to properly replace the ball with a hardboiled egg yolk every week.

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 4 points 21 hours ago

That box isn't for "candies"?