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Dave Chappelle Says ‘I Resent the Republican Party’ Because They ‘Weaponized’ Transgender Jokes: ‘That’s Not What I Was Doing’ (variety.com)

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today -2 points 23 hours ago

How about jokes about guys with enormously long penises? Eh? Long enough to tie them in a bow? If I could tie mine in a bow I wouldn't but I also wouldn't be out of the house.

Not without a short firehouse that is stuck to my pants.