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[โ€“] el_abuelo@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but here goes.

I have vibe coded a system at work that has enabled me to deliver value in a fraction of the time I expected. My verification steps have been around whether it does the things I told it I wanted it to do. I'm not maintaining the syntax and I'm not expecting anyone else to. Ever.

That said, our teams that deliver products that touch customer data or financial records....they shouldnt (and dont) engineer this way. The tech isnt there (yet).

Let the flaming commence.

[โ€“] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

"...enabled me to deliver value in a fraction of the time I expected."

I don't wanna flame you for it.

This is kinda where I see vibe coding taking off the most: The same phenomenon as using LLMs to summarize and reply to pithy business emails.

Business gets so unbearably businessy, people are using machines to bypass the inherently un-human "professionalism performance" for them.

It might not be work anybody can claim to be proud of, but right now success for the professional-managerial class runs on looking busy and circling back to synergizing the workflow with best practices for optimal returns regarding key performance metrics ๐Ÿคข or whatnot.

I don't blame people for it, in a work context. Looking impressive with AI tools is now a survival tactic when working under normies holding the purse strings and investing stupid amounts of money into the bubble. They've forced people to be part of a circular, self-reinforcing imaginary reality they're profiting from.

So, I don't wanna flame you. I just hope you're doing something fundamentally human to keep your soul alive on the side, at least. Something you as a unique human being on this earth can be proud of. <3

[โ€“] el_abuelo@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago

Honestly im proud of the problems I'm able to solve today now that I can use AI to do it so quickly.

Even when I stop and manually check all the work the AI has done, it's still much faster and I'm having to rely on my knowledge and experience to do so. When I'm vibe coding I'm relying on that same knowledge and experience to architect the solution rather than deliver it.

Ive seen the other side- the colleagues who all of a sudden think theyre engineers and are unknowingly exposing critical commercial data to our competitors. That side is scary...and gives me hope that my role while changing, is far from dead.

Also I have hobbies - i only work to pay for them. If "the man" wants to pay me to spend tokens...fine by me. I'll be here to clean it up if it all goes wrong.

[โ€“] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You make the billionaires proud, such a good lil capitalist

I'm just trying to do my job in the system I'm in friend.

[โ€“] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

For having a job? You're unemployed, aren't you?

[โ€“] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 21 hours ago

And what form of employment do you have which doesn't support billionaires?

[โ€“] yes_this_time@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Why couldn't this apply any to a non profit or public service? What makes it inheritingly capitalist?

Or are you presuming the model is owned by a for profit corporation?