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How often will you ever fight a dragon? Once, maybe?
Fuck folding sheets because someone else wants it done, 3 times a week for the next 40 years.
Not even close to being the same.
3 times a week... you're showing your relationship issues a bit there by not knowing how basic human chores work.
What's the correct amount of sheets to fold a week?
About a much as a banana costs.
You sure are judgy in this comment section
It does come across a bit "how much could a banana cost" to anyone who's actually doing washing in a relationship.
Considering how much we sweat in our sleep and whatever else people do on their sheets. 3 times per week isn't really that extreme. Not that I change my sheets that often, but I really probably should.
I'm willing to bet it's pretty far off the norm, I'm sure there are people who do but even the most cleanliness obsessed person I know isn't changing them that often.
Sweating that much in your sleep is not as common as you think.
I've met few people who do sweat so much if they are heavy drinkers at night though. I have an ex that started drinking heavy when his best friend died and you could see the sweat stains in the morning. Never used to be like that before he started drinking. Thankfully he was raised to do his own laundry like any capable adult should. Didn't save the mattress though.
Even medically with dust allergies they perscribe to change once a week. Weirdly they print it out too to hand it to you like it's a guide.
And I'll take that over being an entitled asshole towards their wife any time.
Next!
Who is washing sheets 3 times a week? I can see once a week, but more than that is too much.
I mean, if I had to fight a dragon, it definitely wouldn't happen more than once