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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I use all these techniques to get out of paying for prostitutes.

(Just kidding I can't afford prostitutes)

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Why pay if you gave her pleasure too

[–] shynoise@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Guys I'm not sure if this person is just kidding