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[–] benjirenji@slrpnk.net 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Soon you'll have to pay for the privilege of communicating with a human instead of an LLM chat bot.

Edit: I realize I need to specify because I forgot to add relevant context.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They will call it “Priority Support” and it will incur an extra fee.

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

That's too easy. Surely we could squeeze in another middleware to maximize profit?

Introducing:

"Drink a verification can to confirm you're human"

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don’t event want to talk to another human for free. Why would I pay for it.

[–] XiELEd@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, you're talking to one now!

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

Is that Popeye as a child?

[–] lechatron@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Thank you for that, I needed a good chuckle today.

[–] Supamanc@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Because there is a slight chance of them resolving your issue...

[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

This comment actually doesn't make sense since there's always been a price to communicate outside of face to face (postage, telephone, ISP, etc.). I get the spirit of it, though.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My bank recently switched all of its tellers with a row of ATMs inside the bank. I think this is kind of what they’re talking about.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Switch to a credit union. If your bank is publicly traded then a portion of their profits are being syphoned away to rich douchbags, instead of services to customers.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

It is a credit union… we switched to them ~12 years ago because Bank of America was being an asshole with their fees.

[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My bank is strictly online and have never had to pay extra (for now) for any kind of extended service nor ever had to speak to a rep. I kinda like it that way.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I haven’t had to pay extra yet, but I am anticipating that being a thing soon. But I do have to drive further to get to a bank that still has a notary.

[–] zout@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

I communicate way more face to face than in another way. So if I read communicating, I'm not thinking of calling, emailing, letterwriting or anything not face to face.