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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

NASA scientists says-

Shouldn't it be "NASA scientist says-" or "NASA scientists say-"

I'm dyslexic and not native English speaker so I'm not sure. But it sounds weird when I say it in my head.

Than about the other thing: the subject. Doctors say it's necessary to ejaculated at least once a week to lower the chance of prostate cancer. Also, not doing anything about being horny is fucked up. I'm wearing a catheter for 4 weeks (one and half weeks to go) and it sucks so bad. Every woman I see makes me horny now, whenever I see something sexy like a bikini in a commercial or 2 people kissing during a show, I get a woodie, which hurts because I had surgery on my eurethra. Every night, the entire night, I have a woodie. I know, because the pain it causes keeps me awake. The longer the horniness is cropped up, the worse it gets. I know astronauts didn't have surgery down there, but not jurking off makes many men bombs of cropped up horniness. It can also affect concentration and performance of tasks. Men need their relief. As do women.

So, NASA scientists, why don't you invent a seed killing, particle capturing jerkoff sock for astronauts. It sounds stupid but it's oh so important.

Edit: about the Grammer, I was right.

Also, what a slop website.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yup, awful website. No cookie rejection option and "This article was originally published on 23 July 20222"

I trust people in the future would know more about space than we do.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Pretty good English to intuitively recognize that. My brain just autocorrected to "Scientist says".

[–] HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Yes. The 'thing' you're describing is subject-verb agreement.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

S/than/then

That's suppose to be a time order of speech conduction declaration, not a comparison direction pointer shift.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah you're right! I know when to use which, don't know why I made this mistake :)

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I figured. Personally, it makes a difference to think of the word in amore concise cognitive meaning to distinguish them. They're so fine a line of a vowel, even between those two parituclar such.

I cna read what you do write well enough to see that you do think well and we would all likely benefit from your development. You're good enough as it is to see that you will.