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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 131 points 3 days ago (6 children)

No, it's true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.

(/s)

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Doubly so when you consider space is a vacuum

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 50 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 days ago

How is babby formed?

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

It was on the news this mroing

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had to look it up. It's still flippin' hilarious but holy moly it's 9 years old!!!!

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

👵 i made your internet. This bit is much older, 2006, it's got many variants that came after. Looks like gregnant was 2016.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

I am. pregannenant!?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Dangerops, prangent sex

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im out there shootin tardigrades

women floatin gonna get some babies made

that's why I knew this rap was gonna be great

I wacked off in space and now my commanders ...late...

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

This sounds like a Dracula Flow bit lmao

"We out here shootin' tardigrades. Smokin' on that baby-back, third-degree, JB Weld, mega-millions Zaza. Shot a rope on the spacewalk and that bitch encircled the entire planet. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm twelve million years old, I left a brick on the moon back in the BC era. Don't fuck with me."

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Semen from various astropervs just floating around in the capsule sticking to peoples' faces, getting in their hair, etc.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Additional protein, yummy 😋

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Well that explains all the masterbation

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Space invaders: genetic boogaloo