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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 20 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Profits down

Fire 5000 workers

Profits up for 1 month

Give yourself a 30% raise

Profits go down cause your products suck, you fired the QA team

Fire 3000 workers

Profits up for 1 month

Give yourself 30% raise

Fired as CEO

Immediately hired elsewhere cause you have experience

Repeat

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (4 children)

if only people just... stopped giving them money. honestly. let these companies all die. too big to fail my ass..

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Even if we somehow managed to launch a successful boycott champaign whats to stop them from just stealing tax money from the government?

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