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[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (3 children)

omggg u remember that?

that was my first ever post on asklemmy on my first ever account🥹 when i was 13 & i asked my dad about it and he said that when you’re filthy rich it’s normal and expected to have hot mistresses like my mom

You're uhh interesting, and that makes you memorable! But yeah, crazy story. 😅

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You lead an interesting life, to say the least. So your mother is a mistress? Or was at the time?

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

my mom is the “mistress” of many men, short and long term

my dad says that in the world of business sex is one of the most valuable informal currencies, lol

[–] redsand 9 points 2 days ago

OH. I thought you more common. Your dad makes you a rarity. Still I'm gonna double down on therapy or psychedelics with a trusted friend( not a boyfriend ). You have thoughts to express that are bubbling up into social media.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Yup, someone went there.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's a very fine line between something like that, and outright prostitution.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There is no line, it is literal prostitution.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Not literal. Just like fixing a friends bike for a few slices of pizza is not 'literally' running a bike shop. Mutually exchanging favors can just be a win-win, and it can be very close to prostitution depending on the involved peoples mindset.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It could also just be that your parents are polyamorous and don't know how to have that conversation with you. I have friends who have lots of short and long term partners that aren't in the business world at all, they're just poly. And honestly, poly is nice cuz you can get your needs met even if your primary partner isn't into that.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not if they're talking about it like that. I'd be pissed if a partner or metamour was talking about it like that

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

You don't know what other kinks they have. There could easily be cuck or paypig or hotwife aspects involved that explain the wording.

Maybe it's because I'm poly and have a wide circle of kinky and poly friends that this doesn't seem even remotely implausible.

Would that make it okay, morally and for the healthy development of a kid's psyche and ideology? 🤔

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Surely that post wasn't that long ago…