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'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prison (metro.co.uk)

submitted 6 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

America first! Yes! Finally, one little bit of fun goodness...

AOk: guy sticks this enormous rod into an available orifice on his partner.

NOk: guy sticks this enormous rod into an available orifice on his partner, and says "I hope daddy already went to work sis"

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is UK first, though.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, no. I mean that we won since that stuff is totally fine here. You can even marry your cousin or your cousins squirrel's left nut. You can even marry things like a river.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Fucking what?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

The us is very open when it comes to cousins and step relationships in porn. Outside of porn, it's mostly cousins.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Sweet home Alabama..