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[โ€“] jarfil@beehaw.org 34 points 2 years ago (15 children)
  1. Don't roll out your own crypto suite
  2. Don't write your own game engine
  3. Don't create your own OS from scratch
  4. Don't build another multipurpose framework
  5. ...

Whom am I kidding, go do all of that! Learn why you most probably shouldn't ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] sheepishly@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if I make an OS that's also a game engine?

[โ€“] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hear me out: a fully fledged desktop environment, like KDE Plasma or Gnome, but it's a 3D world - "windows" are just walls, the file explorer is just a bunch of procedurally generated condos, and you get a Gmod physics gun to move stuff around.

[โ€“] Norgur@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Microsoft bob in 3D with a Gmod physics gun

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