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[–] aeiou@piefed.social 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But he has a considerably longer shelf life than even an American lettuce that has been doused in embalming fluid or whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.

whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.

HFCS?