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Anon teaches you about their culture (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay but do you spank a log you fed all month until it poops candy and presents?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At first I thought piñata, but that’s not usually a log, and you don’t feed it? Wtf is this?

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Catalan Tio de Nadal. Catalans are obsessed with shit so they also have the Caganer.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Well, this uh… hmm. Ok.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

I guess the Caganer has not yet been roughed up to the point where he also shits out presents.