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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 135 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay, but my culture really likes flavourful food that tastes good!

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 131 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So that at least excludes the British

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Shut your whore mouth, Tikka Masala is great.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s telling that it’s always tikka masala, though, isn’t it?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

Cornish pasty, cheddar cheese, Cumberland sausages, Lincolnshire sausages, not Richmond sausages.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

marmite crumpets, there easy

Uh, it's pronounced "inn'it"

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I honestly enjoy mushy peas. Not from a box, but fresh made. And there's a million amazing pies.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 25 points 1 week ago

This is a cry for help, clearly.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fish n' chips isn't complete without it.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Gotta say, for British food, fish and chips are surprisingly decent.

[–] jackal@feddit.uk 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

the tuna looks battered with a fork

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lol the tea really makes this.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, I've heard that tea is what Brits like a whole lot.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does Pringles make a salt and vinegar flavor?

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

At this point I feel like every flavor of everything is salt, vinegar, and a dash of other stuff. Except for sweets... hopefully...

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I am angry and sickened at the same time.

and also confusedly hungry...

*Also, you're missing green goo.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

you're missing green goo

??
It's right there in the cup.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I get mushy peas on Australian style meat pies a lot. It's really good, especially with a shittonne of gravy.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Now I want pork pie

[–] msage@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

They said culture.

ducks and crawls away