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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 237 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It's hard to explain quantum mechanics when you don't understand them.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 30 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I understand them! They perform oil changes on the quantum

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 8 points 13 hours ago

They're so good they fix your car on the quantum level!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 180 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

It's hard to explain quantum mechanics even when you understand them.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

There’s an old joke about quantum mechanics professors starting their first lecture with something along the lines of “right now, some of you probably understand quantum mechanics. By the end of the semester, if I did my job right, none of us will understand it.”

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

If they're lucky they might understand kubernetes though.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Iirc, it's a youtube video of an actual class

Edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/X4pehLRhFhI

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 103 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's a superposition of knowledge and ignorance.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 76 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

The more you know the less you know

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 45 points 23 hours ago

Congratulations, you’ve successfully explained quantum mechanics.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes I get the sense that I have a clear picture of quantum mechanics. But when I look closer, it gets all blurry.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This isn't even a joke, it's literally true in quantum mechanics.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 37 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for explaining the joke, I now know less.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You know nothing, but you know precisely about what you know nothing.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Only before you check, though.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 21 hours ago

The more you know of one thing the less you know of the other*

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago

This is true about everything though.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I thought that was like its thing. It doesn't really make sense.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 35 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

No one understands quantum mechanics

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

Whoa. Blakeception

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

You both understand and don't understand quantum mechanics at the same time... It's that simple, that is until such a point at which becomes known as to whether or not you understand or don't understand quantum physics and then some kind of quantum tunnel collapses?

No habla English

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Vos me queres decir que entender mecanica cuantica es como entender el final de evangelion?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The waves of this comment collapsed into photons entering my eyes showing me a joke about superposition once I observed it.

You should Hadamard again to reverse the superposition.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Then why do I have anti- matter in my trunk?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 0 points 14 hours ago

Quite a few people understand quantum mechanics, but they can't explain it to you if you don't understand the maths

There's no good way of putting quantum into words, all of the descriptions are wrong in more or less subtle ways

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 6 points 17 hours ago

It's hard to explain jokes when you don't understand them.