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US vice president JD Vance flies to Pakistan for peace talks with Iran (www.thejournal.ie)

submitted 21 hours ago by dude@lemmings.world to c/news@lemmings.world

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm hoping he bungles the negotiations so much that it's like the plot of a Sitcom. In the end the only way to make it work is for JD Vance to personally convert to Shia Islam.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

He has to wear a pig snout mask and post a video of him prancing around saying "I'm a little piggy" while smacking his ass.