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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Possible recovery technique:

"Whoo, too much coffee, I was apparently a bit too eager for this meeting!"

Cheesy as fuck, but at least you are attempting a recovery, and acknowledging what happened.