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Half the school board thinks Keith deserves a third chance (that's right, not his first time making inappropriate comments to a child).

They say only he can decide if he wants to step down. They did vote in favor of censuring him. The rest of the school board members that laughed during the comment and touching of a child faced no repercussion. Some even pretended to be offended during the emergency hearing.

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[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus -1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, that's the problem, thank you for stating the obvious, you truly are an intellectual.

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Anyway, sounds like the real problem is that our laws aren't being enforced. So maybe we should deal with that instead of normalizing vigilante justice.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How many people need to get away with rape before you feel it's justified to do something about it?

[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Zero. But what I want to do about it is replace the people in charge who are currently not holding rapists accountable.

Coincidentally that might solve some other problems here too, like how we spend $1 trillion a year on the War Department but "can't afford" universal healthcare.