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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is new at work (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 61 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I passed out on the break room sofa for a solid three hours in the middle of the day on my first trip out to my new employer's head office

Four-year anniversary is coming up real soon

[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Got upper management written all over him

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Heroin nod?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 27 points 22 hours ago

I'm the Space Noodle, not the Space Needle.

Apparently I exhibit all of the symptoms except for the track marks