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Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen. (gizmodo.com)

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[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

He looks like a guy who got intentionally hit with lacrosse sticks over and over and over in high school because he deserved to be hit with lacrosse sticks over and over and over and we should maybe make it an annual event to hit him in the face with lacrosse sticks because he looks like a guy who deserves to be hit in the face intentionally with lacrosse sticks over and over and over.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

he was plucked from obscurity by PETER thiel.