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"God, you're hot" school board member Keith Ervin not removed from school board. (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 day ago by UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Half the school board thinks Keith deserves a third chance (that's right, not his first time making inappropriate comments to a child).

They say only he can decide if he wants to step down. They did vote in favor of censuring him. The rest of the school board members that laughed during the comment and touching of a child faced no repercussion. Some even pretended to be offended during the emergency hearing.

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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The first few lines did have me thinking ' I don't know where you're going with this one bro...'

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You act like you’ve never stared at a teenager’s ass. I used to spend hours doing it. Hell, I think some of them even liked when I looked at them. Mind you, this was way back when I was a teenager. I couldn’t help but double up the joke, but worse.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean way back, aren't you F/15/Cali?

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

No, that was me. Send me pictures of your penis with your driver's license, bank account info, and birth certificate properly framed and in focus. This is my kink and will make me do a good sex fr fr no cap lit fam.

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