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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I remember a local woman and a guy ending up at a late house party together. She had no interest in him. She spent most of the night drinking wine and the rest of it on the couch with her legs in the air lighting her farts.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As hilarious and arguably far more entertaining as this is, whatever happened to the age-old "well I've had a good night but maybe we're better suited as friends, time for me to boost, speak to you tomorrow" parting?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was a party. You don't just leave because you don't want to fuck one person there

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It certainly ended up at a house party.

I suppose it's not clear when they decided they weren't for each other.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

If I was on a one on one date that took me to a house party that would decided it for me. Probably people out there that would enjoy a ramp up in social activity but that sounds like a full ass nightmare to me

I completely agree.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 days ago

And that kids is how I met your mother