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President Nyarlathotep Is Simply Engaging in Classic “Mad Outer God” Negotiating Tactics (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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“This is classic Negotiating 101 courtesy of the Faceless God himself. Sure, he may have kicked it up a notch from ‘sheer madness’ to ‘abject depravity,’ but...

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 17 hours ago

Don't blame me. I voted for Yog-Sothoth.