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[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 27 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I just used the voice feature in my truck to enter an address for Google maps like always, it came up as Gemini with a long speech. I repeated the address, it asked me if I wanted the location in my home city or one in a city over 400 miles away. Regression with exponential cost.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago

God I hate that. “Alexa turn on sleep” was a reliable “turn on sleep scene” until “Alexa Plus” came around, and now it randomly assumes in trying to tell it goodnight and tells me to have a good night.

Same with “sixty minutes” being immediately parsed as “sixty minute timer” and now sometimes simply results in a “what about sixty minutes?”

They’ve lowered the success metrics and satisfaction a whole bunch, but don’t fret you can now hold a “conversation” with it! Complete with logical contradictions!

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 21 hours ago

And every fake-friendly long-winded response consumes more electricity and water than it should, while also being useless.