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Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen. (gizmodo.com)
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[–] sunbeam60@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aren’t we saying exactly the same? Give it an MCP server or a native skill that CAN track time.

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Well, yes. I'm just responding to the anthropic doing it better part, yes but not by much.

'const timePassed = (start, end) => end - start;' is much simpler than creating a whole timer.