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Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen. (gizmodo.com)

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I shall gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30...