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Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly after (soranews24.com)

submitted 1 day ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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It was the man who died. The cause of death is still being investigated, but he was 89 years old.

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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Who says isekai mangas have to start with truck-kun?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

is there an isekai where they get isekaied into being truck-kun yet?

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Isekai into the Cars universe?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Okay I got one what if you isekai back into "this" universe but as like, the golf driving range ball return kart robot and your fate is to truck-kun people who try to steal range balls into the next life for whatever god. Good, evil, that's up for you to decide in chapter 38, oh tittywhistles, those shits stole my fuck